Jason Stallings

stalyn:

My name is not Jason.
I’m not a computer geek.
I hate writing software.
My work has been in only a few minor magazines.

I hate talking to people.
I don’t lifecast - ever.
I play footbal (soccer), and have no musical talent, im talentless basically.

I love oogoling.
I used to love snapple.
I don’t know vimeo
I use tumblr.
I don’t use friendfeed.
I do have a flickr account i remember that.
I love meat.

I’m currently not in college.
I live in a big city.
I worked for a hardware company when I was in past life.
I left highschool when I graduated - like everyone esle.
I was not born in Houston, Texas.

My favorite food is not a cheese burger it’s Ceviche (yes really)
My favorite movie is not THE Matrix
My favorite bands are Underworld and Basement Jaxx
My laptop is a ThinkpadT60 widescreen

I have other assorted Thinkpads and pc’s.
My browser of choice is Safari (on iphone)
My os of choice is Vista (see second line above)

I am not Jason Stallings.

(disclaimer: the preceding comments were a form of parody and artistic expression intended to provide personal insight and self humor. They were in no way intended to diminish or discredit the actual person known as Jason Stallings. Stalyn Freile has no affiliation, association, or business relationship with Jason Stallings. Any resemblances to the original Jason Stallings person or postings are not exactly a coincidence but rather artistic appropriation of said individual and his postings.)

With the new version of Parallels, you are given the ability to run your mac os x and your windows applications side by side.

Maybe I don’t need to keep my windows computer after all.